But let's warm up with some Pictionary.
Caption 1: Mouseketeers United. Caption 2: Hey where you dialin' today? Yeahhh we're talkin' to you. Caption 3: Don't be alarmed, we're here to take you to your happy place... Caption 4: We can never decide who gets top, who gets bottom.
Is this the face of a Shutter Island Refugee? No. It's the face of Camera Shutter Shame. This is actually Weave's season ski pass. Alarmingly close to having its own place on my mom's "pedophile alert wall". Apparently they let you scan in your wicked awesome MySpace pics nowadays? Goggles shifted to the side clearly show you're a next level skier...yet borderline boarder. Totally extreme. But hey it probably seemed like a good idea at the time. And sorry ladies, he's taken.Grand Finale (from last night's escapades at Zac Brown Band concert). Behold:
Yes. That t-shirt says "Don't Taze Me Bro". Well, bro. Pretty sure the tazer laser won't effectively penetrate mammoth skin. Realistically the chances of you successfully outrunning a cop are incredibly low. But we'd rather not take any chances. In fact, we'll opt for the bait-and-switch donut trick if we really need to gitcha. P.S. That cowboy hat makes your face look fat.
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