One luxury I refuse to pay for is toilet paper. In college, we stole it from the dorms. Now I do my best to gank a few rolls from Mom and Dad. Whatever. Their first-born isn't exactly $15 million richer.Money's tight in Newark. How tight? In a latest budget-cutting effort, city offices will no longer get toilet paper. Other budget cuts include cutting the work week to four days for non-uniformed workers, closing city pools and canceling holiday decorations. The cuts will begin in August and save the city up to $15 million. [Time]
Somehow, cutting costs on Charmin and kicking off Jersey Shore Season 2 don't seem very in sync for the Garden State. Good thing JSS2 is in Miami. Bitches. Ugghhhh I cannot wait for Thursday and the straight up hair bump, fist pump misery that is MTV and the Jersey/Miami Shore. The shit stain on the underwear of America.
Like OOOO. EMMMM. GEEEEE.
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