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Friday, July 16, 2010

Have No Fear. Condom Man is Here!


A new initiative in Switzerland, part of a broader anti-AIDS multimedia campaign sponsored by local health authorities, vows to rescue distracted lovers.

Swiss AIDS Federation Bicycle couriers deliver condoms to forgetful lovers as part of the Swiss AIDS Federation campaign for safe sex. It only takes a phone call to one of the local bike couriers participating in the project to have them hop on a bike and quickly bring the coveted item right to the spot where it's most needed. [AOL.com]
Wait wait wait. So you're saying. There's a bunch of spandex-clad douchebags sitting around, twiddling (or sitting on...) their thumbs, that hop to attention and onto their bicycles as soon as a couple of horn dogs calls up?? Like, dude...dude! When does this service get integrated into the international market?

What service indeed! And such smart thinking on the Swiss' part. Because obvi the bikers would be the first option on the list of "people most likely not getting any". I know J-Fizz can back me up on that.

How would you love it if Lance Armstrong showed up at your door with a pack of Trojans.

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