All the girl has to do to get in a guy's pants is be flirtatious but not slutty, show interest but run away (like a 5th grader) make me work for it and don't weigh a buck sixty five. If you make me jealous I might drop you cuz I hate games, but I love games at the same time so I might just put you on hold. Oh and ladies, watch porn or to find out how to be a lady on the street (or at least not a dead fish) in bed, pick up a Cosmo/talk to your guys. If you got certain assets you better use (not just flaunt) them.Spoken like a true gentleman. Translation: "I want a high school aged girl with crazy-girl-syndrome that is the size of a bean pole." He's well on his way to the happy marriage/house/white picket fence/mini van American Dream.
As for the dead fish thing. Don't even. Before this turns into like five (...or so...) posts on that 'worst hook ups' website...if it gets to that point, there were probably some red flags earlier on. But at least you'll have put a few 'on hold' at that point? While you dudes are at it, try not to have enough beers for the entire frat house so that there aren't any issues keeping up.
Let's do this - you chase me, I'll chase the cheese.
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