...yeahhh, I just don't see the resemblance.

Fort Worth high school teacher, Jennifer Riojas

Fort Worth Star Telegram - A former Carter Riverside High School teacher was arrested Wednesday on a warrant accusing her of having sex with a 16-year-old student. Jennifer Lee Riojas, 25, taught ninth-grade science until she resigned Oct. 21 during a school district and police investigation, a school spokesman said. She faces a charge of sexual assault of a child under 17. The teen, now 17, told the detective that he was in Riojas’ first-period class as a sophomore in the fall of 2009. After a while, he started spending lunch periods in her classroom. He was on the football team, and she started attending games, according to the affidavit. While he was hospitalized for a sports injury in December 2009, Riojas visited, and they had sex for the first time in his hospital bed, the detective reported. Later, the teen said, they had sex in rooms Riojas rented at hotels near North East Mall. The detective wrote that he was able to confirm that Riojas paid for rooms at a Hurst hotel on Dec. 10, 2009, and on Jan. 28. [courtesy Boston Bar Stool]

Before the daily 'vote on the hottest smokeshow', Colby and Corkey started giving me props. Cube to cube shout outs about me being the sex scandal hottie - I'm like "hell yeah! Wait...what'd I do now???"

And it's because Barstool posted a breaking sex scandal story: 25 yr old science teacher and her 16 yr old student. And...she's got a bun in the oven. Sweeeet.

This hooker is trying to steal my looks.

CE-yo! (and betty)

WTF. bitch we do NOT hit-and-run on minors.

[see original posting on Barstool - straight A's.]