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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Twenty-Somethings are in the clear

Get ready to feel really good about yourself:

"Rise of College Tuition" - over the past 33yrs

"Thrisis" - an uneasiness people experience as they hit the big 3-0. Or the big 3-uh-oh, as we like to call it.

...twenty-somethings, relish your moment.

I'm over people freaking out about college tuition. Everybody pays for it. And everybody pays it off for the next 60 yrs of their lives. You don't wanna pay for it? Then don't freaking go. If "wealth is the ability to fully experience life," then technically college students should be working on their fortunes. Diligently.

And wtf is this 'thrisis' nonsense. You mean "thirty-something crisis"? The article sounds like a lot of thirty-somethings realizing: "Oh, I'm 30 and still living at home and unhappy with that?" Shocker. They need to check out Ernie Borgnine's take on life and longevity.

Nothing feels safe than my cube right now. Unless you're Xtreme. Who's blue (abba dee, abba da).

Ain't nobody questioning the secret prison for teenagers just locking kids up in Utah. Or giving the Twinkie Diet Guy any credit(he lost 27lbs by Little Debbies alone!). FOR SHAME.

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