Can this kid at least rap a Justin Bieber song? No. Pick the cracked-out, glitter whore named Ke$ha and sing about dancing with muh girliez. Yeahhh bee-bee! Like OMG soooo SEXIIII$%@&! And WTF is a B-Girl? Bet he dressed up as a pirate for Halloween. With a parrot.
Like, what do you mean "We R Who We R" - ultimate hooked-on-phonics FAIL. And a deeply philosophical introspective topic that needs to be saved for Deep Thoughts With Jack Handy or the next batch of special brownies. Who is setting the example of playing on the railroad tracks as a safe past time? Little dude needs a juice box and an action figure. At age 7 I was balling it up Chuck-E-Cheese's. And building forts out of cardboard boxes, with Indian Rug Burns as rite of passage. The Picaddilly kids know what I'm talking about.
Circa the 1:54:00 mark is when his jig just kills me. And I'm just waiting for him to blow snot bubbles. His arms and legs flailing all over, doing some sort of pee-pee dance. Oh wait. My mistake...that's J Bieb:
[photos courtesy 106.7 FM Elvis Duran morning show hook up]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7n8GqewJ2M
ReplyDeleteKe$ha must act like a drunken whore at all times...it's in her contract