FTW - RED BULL THURSDAY

Colby passed out...

 If you hate the low-budget 5 Hour Energy Commercials, clap your hands.

Corkey how is that 2:30 feeling?  WTF.  Thank God the Red Bull Girls made a personal visit to The Office to save the day!  They could be here stealing the new Office patent but nobody cares because they fkn have Red Bull.  Roll out the red carpet, stat.

I don't want to spit in the gift horse's face (or whatever) but, can we request midgets next time?

*cue trumpets*

Not sure if Red Bull is giving them wiiiiings or scoliosis.  But I don't really care.  Because we're about to shotgun this sh!t.  You're on, Kane-O.