First of all...I saw "pee-wee" and got really excited because I thought the video had to do with midgets. Pee Wee Herman is disgusting. You can imagine my dismay. Except for the immediate turnaround because The Miz is legit the man. Remember his MTV Real World days? He's so fkn hot. I just melted in my chair. Also, we've been on a bit of a boxing kick. Knocking em out, holla WTF. Nealon gets props too.
So let's heat up the love. With some cube etiquette. To think that your co-workers don't deserve a little bit of respect and decency will mean an empty you across from you for nine out of the twelve calendar months. You know. Try to un-glue your eyes from the monitor, unravel the telephone cord from your neck, and stop picking at your teeth once in a while [Unless your former co-worker used to awkwardly hit on you or texted you to go out on January 2nd at 6pm...in which case, do everything to make the workspace messy, odorous, and uncharacteristically stressful].
Hankin and I have been cube mates for almost 4 months. That's the longest I've ever been with a cube mate. It's like that honey moon stage is over. No more morning butterflies. Gotta keep this one hanging around. I Googled the solution. Naturally. And the "never-trust-anyone-don't-use-screen-savers-that-make-noise" is so not real life. Come on. Not ditching The Bieb Screensaver over an outdated article from an unknown server. Here's my list for keeping your cube mate happy:
- staring directly at them for extended amounts of time without faltering in your focus
- have many trinkets (like stress balls, photos, interactive/colorful magnets, self-portraits, etc) for their entertainment when sitting and venting
- play ball toss!!!
- bring Dunkin Donuts coffee for them. not every day (that's excessive) but maybe once in a while.
- NEVER clip your nails. or toe nails. EVER it is the most grotesque habit ever.
...i'm really glad tomorrow's dress down day...
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