ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES!As per The Office's "get healthy, go green" mantra for 2010, cubicle workspace will be upgraded to include self-powered stations as such -->
Using the treadmill track to completely power your computers will encourage employees to work for 9hours straight - unnecessary pauses may destroy documents and unsaved research. Most importantly these changes are in the interest of YOUR health! Fewer doctors' visits and co-pays; fewer paid sick days! Additionally, Account Executives will benefit from limitless opportunities to pursue your health/fitness goals out of the office - rentals cars will no longer be expensed by The Management for client meetings.
Please refer to HookerJones's wall-of-knowledge to adhere to the proper dress code. Exceptions in attire and footwear will not be made (Which still saves you time and money that it would take to shop for a new wardrobe!).
xoxo,
The Management and HR
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