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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Target Practice


Cheers to The Butler, you can tell your parents that the private school education has paid off: she'll be interviewing the next 10 prospective MALE employees for the department.

She beat our VP in a drunken game of darts.

Well done, well done.

Now let's get to business. After assessing each candidate's physical features, they will be grilled for the following:

  • significant other
  • current living arrangements
  • life goals
  • willingness to dump significant other (employees at The Office only date from within The Office)
  • quirks/habits

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