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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Jersey Shore Jitters

...what if Snooki doesn't show up tomorrow?

Avid horoscope reader and soothsayer, HookerJones, has a bad feeling about the big event (after all, Lil Wayne did stand her up 3 times - who could blame this jaded damsel?)

But C-dawg and B-fab did their best to calm her.

Basically it sounds like we're "having a f*cking party" over on this side of the floor. Sorry My Homie that I couldn't back you up for that verbal assault.

Speaking of verbal assault...


WANTED. BUCKWILD. BY THE FEDERATION OF CANADIAN MUNICIPALITIES. for overly aggressive sales tactics. if you hear her making cross-border dials, you are at liberty to smack a ho immediately. do not be fooled by her pig tails and pleasant smile.

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