Naturally the better part of the day has been dedicated to recapping New Year's Eve.
Many bruises. A multitude of poor life choices. Synopsis: HookerJones takes the blackout train, manages to step up and make out with an acquaintance she stumbles upon. The Butler follows suit with 'no objections' as Acquaintance's bud makes moves. BuckWild has crazy ol' bat taking pictures up her dress on the dance floor. After losing track of the crew, I decide to make my way home (orrr to someone else's?) to really ring in the new year. Lil Thug opts for the nightly stroll instead of a cab despite her wads of cash - from stripping no doubt. In retrospect, it all seemed like a really good idea. Expect a jello shooting, champagne oyster chugging, black ice blackout, cherry popping good time.
Conclusion..."Welcome to 2010: Your Life in Shambles."
On that note, can't wait to see what happens in Vegas this April.
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