This new hookup site for college kids is really creepy

UChicago Hookups: where fun comes to thrive

Hahahaha is UChicago serious? Fun should not be going to 'thrive' on an Internet flesh site! There's plenty of other places like: dorm rooms, dorm bathrooms, empty classroom, teacher's lounge, back stairwell, library encyclopedia section, auditorium, broom closet...This serious lack of imagination is disconcerting. I blame Justin Bieber.

((side note: gym pal Scotty B was filling me in on kids getting arrested yesterday for booze in their McShamrock Shakes...hahahaha. now THAT'S classic.))

But hey! Just write up your coital Craiglisting - receive instant notification/gratification - and hopefully soon there will be an app for that. Give it an old-fashioned game of rock/paper/scissors over who's got the cab fare.

This just screams STDs and sexual assault. And what if the dude/chick shows up and there's been some serious false advertising; the last thing you want is a samurai sword and nun chucks killing the mood (no comment.)

When I was in college you actually had to have game. You know...flirt, charm, extra shots of Cuervo. And if you wanted a random, then you waited til last call at the bar, spun around and pointed at the lucky winner. Bingo! If it was slim pickins that night, you flipped through your cell phone on your way back to the dorms looking for a satisfied repeat customer.

I can't even imagine what it was like for my parents. Probably smoke signals, Morse code, or landlines.