My pal JG was on a conference call yesterday. They were listing off job transfer areas (and backing it up with stats from the unemployment article posted on - wait for it....CUBICLE LAND!) Also, JG noted for me...
JG: i found out the 3 ways to get fired are: 1- drink on the job, 2- screw up your time card, and 3- use the f-bomb
...unless you're Charlie Sheen. Then it's: 1- come to work coked out/busted up 2 - threaten the masses with a machete 3 - winnnnnnnnnnn. Different rules for different gods/goddesses I guess.
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