Super Size Me is free on Hulu!!! J-woww tipped me off last week...Super High Me and All Dogs Go To Heaven are also free, in case you were wondering.
We grew up with Ronald and the Hamburglar and Griamace. Playplaces and McFlurries. We wrestled over the Ty Beanie Babies in the kids meals. Shit got cutthroat. Not that I ever had the metabolism for it.
Momma always ran a strict house - if you think there were ever cookies in the cupboards, you are a few fries short of a Happy Meal. So I watched Super Size Me...vom. No wonder America's fat. wtf momma is always right...also vom.
BUT! According to the Wall Street Journal, Subway had 33,749 restaurants worldwide, compared to McDonald's 32,737...What.
They put out ads on craigslist, "Now Hiring - Part Time Sandwich Artist". And have opened a location in a church in Buffalo, NY [insert footlong pun here]. So while McD's is still killing it in sales, Subway is planting its health-kicking seeds and waiting for an army of Jareds to start hitting the P90X. It all makes sense!
All the fatties are getting the doctor's orders to eat better, be active. So where are they going to turn for a fast meal that still tastes pretty good, has the healthy choice stamp of approval and the spokesman isn't a crackhead clown! Face it. The chillun love that stupid clown; but who's got the wallet?
The McDonald's dynasty...an EMPIRE. And now the falling giant...the cardiac-seizing giant crash coursing the drive thru. Forget the Mayan predictions and that unrest in the Promised Land. Now I know we're screwed.
Who's got lunch plans?
Now check out how Pixar has changed the world. Sweet!
You're making me hungry! But so funny we were talking about old collectibles when we were young at work yesterday, and i brought up the ty beanie babies from McD's!
ReplyDeletelol throwback! i hope somebody mentioned POGS!
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