BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DISH IT IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT.
Let this brighten your day. I'm a Generation Y'er through and through... Why? Instant gratification:
How's that for 'eating the job'?
If you know me, you are probably dry-heaving from laughter. Even if you don't know me, you're tearing. Any self-respecting twenty-something lady has a skeleton or two in their closet. My skeletons just happen to be elephants.