Office life is not all glitz and glamor. Sure, there's nothing like a fresh pressed pants-suit, the 'business woman lunch special', or corporate golf tournaments. But it's all fun and games with a paycheck until you're running late and stuck in traffic just 5ft from your parking garage because a bum got hit by a car.
Not for nothing. But for three lanes to halt on account of Peg-Leg Pete needing two cop cars, an ambulance, and caution tape - it really just chaps my ass. Please cart the unemployed bum to the nearest ER for immediate medical attention. Damn socialists.
HookerJones is much more sympathetic to the street peeps. She's used to working the corner though.
Ya know Chunks even the bums need some lovin!
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