Girls Can't Drive Goooooood.

So apart from a blind ol' witch nearly rear-ending me today. And temporarily forgetting my driving record...

This chick has got to be kidding. "I didn't see it" and "I only had one vodka cran the night before" doesn't really cut it.

Be prepared for one such situation: you gotta hold true to the fact that you were GPSing or closing a deal...

...that's always my fallback.