SNL Rule

General Rule of Thumb - If you're around to watch an SNL episode on the weekend, consider yourself FML.

It's not the be-all, end-all of twenty-something life...but next time you're watching Taylor Swift stand awkwardly on stage or Justin Bieber serenade Tina Fey, I hope a little voice tells you to "damn it woman, pull yourself together." Because that means you are either 1) staying in or B) your night ended awfully early (and mostly likely, awfully lonely).

Seriously. Anything you need to see can be Googled asap on Monday morning (prime Google time while the morning mug kicks in). And what about Friday nights? Yes, glad you asked. If monkeying around the cubes for 5 days, being jerked by Management, doesn't get you one free pass-out early pass, then consider your paycheck and 40+ hours a wash.

Cheers.