If it's not Google. It sucks.

Three things you should know about me: I love Google.

Actually, that's the only thing you need to know. Btw. Google saves lives.

J-woww's roommate, KSwift, works a second job at a restaurant. Bless her twenty-something soul because I worked at Dunkin Donuts for the better part of my high school/college summers and whether it's five course meals or a decaf with a muffin, serving sucks. And while your co-workers may be nice, they're effing nutso.

So KSwift was locked in the walk-in freezer by a fellow server (ahem. nutso co-worker). It's sound proof and in the basement...oops! KSwift used her twenty-something savvy (aka cell phone) to access Google since she doesn't have the restaurant number saved. Within minutes she called the maitre d' and VOILA! was saved from a fate of frozen limbs. It's because of Google that she's alive today to tell the tale.