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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

A Priest And A Rabbi Walk Into A Bar

Really though. Did you hear the one about the girl getting fired for being "too sexy"?



How terribly disenchanting. Fired. From a bank. A place where greedy, rich egotistical ding-dongs come to deposit gobs of monies. Why wouldn't you want a stupidly gorgeous girl handling their goods? Think about the extra business she could reel in.

Maybe this girl doesn't eat cookies but that's no reason to hate on her for getting the cookie.

See? Cubicle hierarchy will never make sense. Unless you're talking about Production...why do you think they're locked up on the 11th?

But the cube dudes, cube chicks...we still got game yo. But no. Leave the future of the company to the cobwebbed cronies in their corner offices. Although I'm starting to think they've cubed me for a reason...the cube across from me is empty for the THIRD TIME. (RIP Miz. On to bigger and better cubes on 9). Getting fired for being 'too sexy' isn't exactly a daunting concern of mine.

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