Kickball is for Kids. And Cube Inhabitants.

I had the pleasure of subbing for the greatest adult sport of all time...kickball. Where you shotgun 'burrs' to dispute an out, rock your opponents with a swift ball-to-the-face action. I booted myself to a few outs and saw no action in left field (a lot like my softball career). But hey. They let me do the write up!

The New Kicks on the Block - can somebody get these kids a siren? The Office was repping in red on the kickball diamond Wednesday night, racking up their third win with a score of 12-0. Burn.
Corkey rocked the plate with a HR and a triple in his two times up. LAF comments, "I think it was the new shoes." Indeed. Our own Nealon also secured a home run and was a defensive wall at short stop. The girls, HookerJones, LDMinc, Kristin, B-fab, brought their gold boots/heels - each having a chance to prance the diamond. Guys LAF, Dalton, Hughs, Ty-Ty also got a lil lucky rounding the bases. On defense, Lea let it rain all over the mound notching her 2nd strike out of the season. No, the kicker was not blind or handicapped.

Hutton stole the headlines, and our hearts, with his rookie debut. Really had us going when he pulled his groin on first ups. After persuading the opposing catcher to massage the affected area, Hutton dug deep. Deep enough to run down Lea at second base. They crossed home plate hand-in-hand. Wish that there were more stand-out stats to report but the score says it all (aka total domination). Be there next Wednesday for another sock 'em, bop 'em showdown.