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Monday, March 15, 2010

Reality TV

If they ['they' as in 'any well-known TV station'] were to pick up a new reality series, Cube Chronicles, they'd be setting up shop in our Office. The success would rival that of the Twilight series.

No contest.

Because here's what it comes down to...AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com...

But who can judge....has anyone seen the updated company directory? Remind me to tell Production, "Oh no you DIDN'T!" The black background just brings out my jaundice skin, gives me bug eyes. The Office directory looks like a database from Monsters, Inc. Yes, I'm at liberty to speak for us all.

Safe to say that there's enough talent on these floors for a hit reality show. The salesboard shows the cast: J-Woww, Xtreme Weave, Corkey, among several others. I have yet to be dubbed in this new department; hopefully it's something sassy.

And to keep the cube walls from closing in, exercise your mind:

Please look at the math below...
They say only people with an IQ 120 and over are able to figure this out.
If:
2 + 3 = 10
7 + 2 = 63
6 + 5 = 66
8 + 4 = 96
Then:
9 + 7 =????

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