o.m.g.
Ricky Martin is gay.
Firstly, you know your life has taken a dive when you have to come out of the closet in order to re-launch your mediocre music career. But then again B-Spears pops out another baby for every new hit single. There's no 'oops' about her pregnancy promos.
Secondly...people actually thought he was straight? Don't confuse Ricky Martin with Enrique Iglesias; the latin voices of my youth. Poor Weaver's been over in his corner cube, weeping since he heard the news. There go all of his aspirations of a Vida Loca and his faux-hawk.
Ricky Martin is gay.
Firstly, you know your life has taken a dive when you have to come out of the closet in order to re-launch your mediocre music career. But then again B-Spears pops out another baby for every new hit single. There's no 'oops' about her pregnancy promos.
Secondly...people actually thought he was straight? Don't confuse Ricky Martin with Enrique Iglesias; the latin voices of my youth. Poor Weaver's been over in his corner cube, weeping since he heard the news. There go all of his aspirations of a Vida Loca and his faux-hawk.
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