Severance Package: Becker cuts off husband's pecker

(CNN.com) - Covering her face with her long dark hair to avoid television cameras, a Southern California woman accused of cutting off her husband's penis and throwing it into a garbage disposal appeared in an Orange County courtroom Wednesday.

Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, is charged with aggravated mayhem and torture.

Becker told police he "deserved it" when they arrived at the scene after she called 911, the police report said. The couple is going through a divorce.

Haha.  Divorce?  You don't say.

It's times like these where I need the 5am'ers.  J-fizz would be all over this.  Hard.  (Or in half? Ha.)

I wanna know what this b!tch has lined up for conjugal visits now.

Mostly you hear about exes dangling children over railings or dating someone their child's age...this includes Demi Moore, Mrs. Terry Hogan, Britney Spears.  Whitney Houston/Bobby Brown is a whole different level of extraterrestrial mind-scrambling.  Fit for a straight jacket.

Becker was just assuming the collateral and doing her own damages.  Severe all ties.  Questions?

Crazies like this are everywhere.  Just be nice to everyone and be thankful that when they go apeshit, it's on the guy who stole their Diet Pepsi from the lounge and not you.

Wrap it before you tap it.  And wrap it before someone whacks it off and leaves you with a nub.

((Thank the Google that Jwoww continues to keep me on her email list.))