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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Lady Dies in Cube (Nobody Notices) and Everything you ever needed to know about Cubicle Land

51-year-old Rebecca Wells
Died at her desk last Friday. Found at her desk on Saturday... (KTLA News)

...not that this isn't my worst nightmare or anything.

Fun-fetti and I are the ONLY two people left on our side of the floor. Coincidentally, The Gang moved up and out. This distance is killing me. It's a ghost town of dead dreams and fried computer towers. We made a promise to check on each other at least every 20 minutes, lest one of us falls victim to scurvy or, passing out and nobody noticing...

Also. Fun-fetti declares from this point forth, daily happenings on the upper floors will be documented and submitted (hereby known as "Fetti-docs"). Jamieson, you are the chosen one. Make that happen.

Barstool Boston hit it home - el pres's write up (click hurr) - weaving his words so effectively; absolutely dripping with disdain and painful truths.


[throw G-babe full credit for dubbing Fun-fetti...from K-swiss because he says, "i bet she doesnt even own a pair!"]

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