Having friends that don't work a 9-5...updates from The Outside.

 Betty:  I was at the light on 441 where it intersects with Linden Ave

 me:  yes.

Betty:  This beat up jalopy turning left onto 441 and the entire front end of the car is smashed up so the signal light is blinking while it's dangling out of the bumper.

 me:  hehehehe...jalopy.

 Betty:  I look at the driver and to my surprise I find that it's this black kid operating the vehicle while talking on, not his cell phone, but his walkie-talkie.

And they call me a disaster.