After listening to "Grenade" by Bruno Mars, and waiting in utter angst for the Shore's new episode...is anyone else really misled about the modern connotation of the word 'GRENADE'?
Right??
Is Ronnie gonna jump on that gross grenade so Vinnie can score?
OR
Is B-Mars gonna sacrifice it all, jump in front of a train and even catch a grenade to show his pure, fearless love for you?
It's like the ultimate toss up of "they're-so-miserable-i-gotta-black-out-to-make-this-hook-up-okay" VERSUS "i-will-literally-become-pink-mist-before-going-on-without-you"...Like, I can't tell if we're bending over for big daddy's bomb or if it's gonna get intercepted by some tween in the name of bleeding love.
Uh...take cover? Make up your mind, Pop Culture.
There's gotta be a happy medium...like, can somebody coin up the powerdriver? spin a sonnet on the Superman? [haha, soulja boi, you tell 'em.]
Now that's hella bomb. bitches.
[sup skank? cuing up your come back. wtf - ftw!]
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