Every time a midget rides a scooter...

...hahaha ohhhhhhh man. Only if you're lucky do you know that story. Best. Friday. EVER.

Chalk it up to AC/DC and the XtremeWeave for their statuses du jour:

Dear Mitch, if you’re holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We’re at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank

and

Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on GChat, reading the status that your status could be like.

Oh. And they call me, Tater Salad. HAHAHAHAHA.

NOW EVERYBODY BERNEY!

[my boy T coming through with this solid, epic vid]