The Guys Upstairs saw me drive up in my lil Civic. They waved. I stepped out of my lil Civic. They say, "Ah we thought that Hummer was yours!!"
...You know. That Hummer is here before I am, and leaves after I do. So yes. That Hummer is mine...all. day. long.
Morning pee break #2. I ripped my pantyhose. Hip to ankle.
...Nothing like having to flash the freshly bruised jambones. No lunch break in sight. Skank.
Corporate discount at Apple. Totally sweet, right?!?
...Knocks off like $5 per purchase.
Inner Office IM received, "so we are doing a happy hour at the end of the month, you should come."
...End of the month?? I started pounding shots like yesterday.
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