The Superfan: a brief rant.

Saw a man today.  Mowing the lawn.  In a tight football jersey, cut-off jeans (jorts.), and a Buffalo Bills hard hat.

Dude.  Seriously?

Every Reader Ever knows that I break for Mark Sanchez.  Hard.  But I keep my fanfare to a shrine hidden in my closet (Helga-Pataki style).  Come on.  But then again...

I could definitely go for a man with a belt like that.  And hey, if he's wearing that mask?  At least his lady would only have to be blindfolded, not blacked out, to let him penetrate her.  Relationships are all about compromise.