Dude streaks at Flying Pig Marathon. Gives new meaning to "sausage-fest"

[insert sausage-fest, hightailing, & squealing puns here]

Runner's World Daily - Police charged Brett S. Henderson, 35, of St. Paris, Ohio with public indecency and obstructing official business.

Police say Henderson was told to exit the race and get in a police car but he refused, running around an officer and continuing to run in the race.

Eventually, Henderson was instructed to get in a car or he would be Tased. Henderson kept on running and an officer Tased him.

WTF is this the RuePaul version of drag-racing? Beat it on another path, pal! HAHAHA - for real, real! He's claiming his shorts kept slipping down.

Um, P.S. no matter how much I run, the shorts never get any looser. Mostly I get in/out of my clothes by spraying PAM or using pliers. Way to ruin it for the rest of us. Race requirements to follow: spandex.

I digress.

J-fizz and I have actually been working real hard these days on marathon training. And she better keep the trousers secure. Her two golden rules to marathon-ing:

• "no marathon is ever that important to lose your running shorts!"
• "it's hard being the best. whenever i finish first in a tri, gotta take a week off and give someone else a chance at the title."

Basically, nobody wants to see the pork swords. And what good did his hightailing do? Cuz the winner of the race (34‐year‐old Amy McDonaugh of Irmo, South Carolina, in 2:58:14)...is LEGALLY. BLIND.

FML. Get me a red hot and some nacho cheese, STAT!