“I didn’t want to ruin my minty breath,” says the girl sarcastically. “I was worried about getting home smelling like beer and mom flipping on me, but I wanted to get a booze, so I did it.” [wtf]Gimme a shout out for fetal alcohol syndrome times 60,298436utiorgfe932jer,000.23 ...!!!!
Is anyone else really disappointed by this? Kids in my high school went on recycling binges; my college launched a campus-wide crusade to get dorms to start filtering paper/plastic. And I even have one friend who bought a reusable tampon (*shudder* she lives in Montana. So nobody should be surprised.)
You'd think that with all of the 'save the planet' and hyper-protesting, kids these days would find a more eco-friendly way to rebel. That's why nobody does whip-its anymore. To which I say, FOR SHAME.
Poor ol' alcohol can't catch a break. Hit the fkn pipe for once, work on nurturing and growing some leaves, start thinking deep thoughts or whatever.
One article refers to it a 'butt chugging'. And that's fkn hilarious.
Hopefully nobody in the Netherlands hears about this.
[j-fizz with her morning tune ins set this one up.]
Wow that is ridiculous. Who needs to get drunk that badly? I enjoy drinking socially and getting those effects is just a plus.
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