Do you ever have one of those years? Try as hard as you might, but all your nice eventually turns naughty. Like the time I made nice with my friend's bf and all the sudden her mom thinks we're sleeping together. So! Taking all the necessary precautions for my loyal readers, Cubicle Claus will be branding and sending out one-of-a-kind condoms to all of you. The perfect, politically correct way to say, "Have a safe, and happy-ending holiday!...ya ho, ho, ho-bag." (one size does not fit all.)
How does that saying go..."everyone has a gift but not everyone unwraps it" ...? Guessing by 'everyone' they mean 'Born Agains'.
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