SERIOUSLY, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE YELLING OR AT LEAST ENUNCIATING IN A REALLY OBNOXIOUS AND OVERBEARING WAY. DON'T ALL-CAPS YOUR DAMN EMAILS. because i will delete them immediately.
(isn't the little voice, the one in your head that reads things aloud; isn't it like totally echoing off your eardrums right now??)
so please, be kind to your co-workers and don't ever give an ALL CAPS unless it's something like:
"SHUT THE FRONT DOOR I'M FALLING OFF MY CHAIR AND URINATING IN MY PANTS LAUGHING SO HARD BUT REALLY BRING ME SOME DEPENDS BECAUSE I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF. ALSO HOW WAS YOUR POLITICALLY-CORRECT HOLIDAY SEASON??"
Then there's the off-chance that you have mistakenly left Caps Lock on. In which case: don't you cube zombies proof read your shit?
Alright. I'm gonna go raid a cupboard or something.
BYE HAVE A GREAT EVENING AND WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY MAKE EVERY MOMENT COUNT AND SEIZE THE DAY.