S'UP MY B*TCHES.
[Ah, the effortless chic of Rome has done absolutely nothing for my image.]
At any rate. Today was my friend's bridal shower. I was chatting up Grandma, a delicate older woman, who told me that, "diamonds come in small packages...but so does dynamite!"
Well, Grandma. I'm thinking that I want nothing to do with any kind of small packages. But, in this diamond/dynamite case. Figure that either way: it's the thought that counts.
GA-ZINGGGG.
Can't wait to regale you with stories from the old country. Stay tuned.
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