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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Wake Up! We're not the hardest working country!

CNN.com [link]
CNN.com - Japan may be the first to spring to mind, with its legendary work ethic, but according to the latest study by the Organization of Economic Co-operation and Development, Japan comes in second place with an average of  540 minutes, or nine hours, spent doing paid work and chores such as shopping and cooking.
SWEET!  The US makes the middle-of-the-road!  Keep crunching away in your cube - this means gold stars for everyone.

Um, speaking for all of Cubicle Land (a non-recognized state) it's the nation of our collective cubicle peoples that topples this Everest of Effort.  United over land and across the seven seas, by our purpose and drive and caffeine comas!  A front, a mass of unrelenting output!!!  Can I get an AMEN?!



But wait...if Japan came in second, who's first?
OH WAIT! It's MEXICO!!! hahahaha!

Shout out to my people.  On account of my wetback heritage and by reasonable deduction of genealogy...I think this is scientific evidence that I deserve a raise.  Si?  arriba, bitches.  don't hate cuz you ain't.

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