Ladies and gentleman, from March 7, 2011 to April 23, 2011, I ABSTAINED FROM COFFEE!
Sheeeeee-it!
Only by sheer determination and steady flow of Diet Dew was this made possible.
J-fizz handed me my first Dew on day 3; and then I was practically mainlining that stuffs. Hard. We went to Bingo one Friday. In that span of like 2 hours, I drained two bottles of that juice. Picture this: one before the gym, one after the gym, two more before lunchtime, and the afternoons ranged from 2-4...
Hard to tell what was worse: convulsing from a carbonated chemical imbalance or coffee withdrawal headaches, stomach aches and constipation. Word. And as my Lenten strifes come to an end, I definitely feel much closer to The Big Guy. Mostly because I've been ostracized by my peers. Nothing has made me more neurotic, more filled with angst, more on-edge than forgoing the usual 12-cups of the liquid buzz.
Time for the morning refill. Bitches I'm back!
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