Public Service Announcement

The cubicle gods hath heard my cries, for yesterday I had a cube buddy! HookerJones' porn perusing got a little out of hand and her computer crashed (nice job, Ace). So for a few hours I had some one across the aisle to toss the beanbag with, some one to make faces at. She was very understanding that my fine motor skills rival that of an elephant seal (arf! arf!).

Breaking from blogging to bring you a Public Service Announcement. Homeownership may not be all that it's cracked up to be. My non-cubicle friend, J-fizzle, is in a bit of a jam:


I need your help.

I urgently need to sell my new dishwasher. Rob is not happy that I've wasted money on this particular model and insists that I get rid of it ASAP.

So, to keep the peace in my home, please consider making an offer... All offers will be considered.

If not interested, forward to your friends for me. Thanks!

I have included a picture below.

Kind of an expensive model but look at the features…

Be ready to perform regular maintenance. And yes, the detachable faucet is included...

HookerJones is avidly researching this brand's computer models.
Hit ext 548 to place your order.

(C-dawg, please close your mouth and control your breathing.
You're frightening the interviewees.)