I figured that I couldn't pass up this opportunity...but was my search too good to be true? Had to reach out to my Good Angel, J-fizz. Her response:
"seriously?! so what he is really saying is, "i have a man-gina, i like long walks on the beach, the smell of cinnamon scones, earl gray tea, and long talks after you beating the shit outta me in the sack!" sounds like a real catch! wtf"
So...you're saying no? He had me at queen size bed...