Gail.

Do you have a cube life story that reflects your unique experience in Cubicle Land? That's great! Please refrain from sending it to be posted.  Because my cubicle land is, unfortunately, exactly like your cubicle land.

In fact.  You have an overbearing supervisor just like mine.  And you also have a Gail...a Gail who has been on the phone with about 80 auto body chop shops (and Pontillo's for lunch...).  Yes. She's been working the lines since 8:13am.  Hard.  And she will not rest until her Hyundai Sonata - with the broken fuel pump - has been fixed for an affordable price.

I alerted the former cube kids.  Without a pause, J-woww knew exactly who 'Gail' was: "Gail would have a Hyundai Sonata. Let me guess.  She has a short dyke hair cut but it's okay cuz she's a mom? Could probably use some deep conditioning...she loves the chain restaurants where kids eat free but Applebee's is her favorite because she can have a chardonnay (and a frozen lemonade when it's girls' night)."

You also have a Jan working the front desk.  If she gives you lip for returned Express Mail envelopes, just tell her that sleeping on your back reduces wrinkles (thanks J-fizz).

Boom!