Call it what you want

For Madre's birthday, I commissioned my younger sister to pick up a bottle of wine...

me: hey, did you pick up what i asked you to?

sister: yeah.

madre: what'd you gettttt??!

sister: a pregnancy test for nikole.

brother: GEEZ-USSS.

father: who wants chicken?

Call it what you want. But that's happily ever after.