Ghetto Hikes (click here) was shared by a cube colleague and I absolutely can't get enough! A dude who works with inner-cities, taking them through the great outdoors and they say some hysterical shit.
Kids call it like it is. I do a kids Bible group on Sundays (right? just full of surprises). One kid looked up at my friend and asked her, "Do you have a baby in your belly?" Point. Blank. She said no, asking why he thought that. His response: "Then why does your belly stick out?" I mean...I laughed.
Although if that were me, I'd cry. Well...first I'd run to RiteAid. Yee...and then I'd cry.
But since we are celebrating Politically Incorrect Monday here in Cubicle Land, here is a fresh funny from my girl JV that she used to win he comedy competition last night:
"And as it's written in the Bible. God descended. He took the black men, and the Asian men. And said to them: you can either have jobs, or you can have d*cks..." - I think we know how that story ended. HAYYYY!
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