Of course I didn't really gain 80lbs - that's all a cover up for my true identity...

Look! It's a bird! Look! It's a plane! Look! It's a twenty-something...blogging by day, and saving the world by night! And her co-worker, Ne-yo!

...we're super...

feature photo. what up. now gimme some candies.

Halloween at The Office - freaky friday

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I think our society's missing the whole Halloween point. Halloween is all about FEAR! Chil' please. The sugar and candy corn gone straight to your head. And thighs. Either way. Nothing's scarier than a dial tone.

Remember when you got to hoe it up/toe it up in college? Less is more. This one time I wore a bumble bee costume...but I digress.

Let's break down the dress up.

• First off, we have the "Character". People can really get into this, or they can cop out on this (by just wearing a cardigan and fake glasses, calling yourself a librarian *ahem*)...but we expected nothing but all out from the XtremeWeave as good ol' Antoine. He's climbing your cube walls, snatching your copies up! Minus the education and biceps, you can't even tell a difference.

Hide ya kids! Hide ya headset!

• Here is what's known as the "Play on Words" the stuff that'll really make you stop, think, laugh, repeat.

PR Bee "Creating a Buzz" and MissMarcy as a "One Nightstand"

• Some co-workers went with the "FULL MONTY"

KT woof woof - fetch that file

RON THE INTERN <3

• ...I decided to take Halloween the twenty-something route. Take this down: it's called "Halloween on a Budget". By budget I mean to say 80-bags-of-candy-corn-later-and-play-Biggest-Loser-contestant:

tell me this isn't the most miserable iPhone app ever??

ugh. thanks SMurf

Don't know how that Jabba the Hut thing is working out for my cholesterol.

[thank J-woww for the horror flick music vid - perfect choice]

Be happy that...

• YOU'RE NOT THIS GUY embarrassing reputable coffee drinkers everywhere.  outrage!

First Question Wrong On Millionaire - Watch more Funny Videos

• IF YOU CAN'T TRAVEL NOW, THEN YOU CAN WITH BODYWORLDS and become mummified...plastinized?

• YOU NOW KNOW WHAT TEXANS WOULD DO FOR $5...[fiverr.com] ...well that's just emb'rrassing! [thanks hanks]

• THE WORLD'S FASTEST SUPERCOMPUTER IS IN CHINA'S CARE so no matter what you do to try and contribute to America's economic turnaround, China's doing all the legwork.  sit back and hulu whatever primetimes you missed last night

• YOU GET TO WATCH THIS GUY GO GONE-ZO FROM FOUR LOKO...that hyper-caffeinated alcoholic beverage that the Fed is trying to ban (props to Nealon for video tip)

Run and tell that - i love this so hard.

Whattttttt.  Now there's an app to run and tell that???  Thank you Antoine for protecting me and now giving my mother another reason to harp on her Pedophile Wall.

I kid you not.  Walk into my parents' house.  Be greeted with six sex offenders staring down at you...

It's up to us all to run and tell that.  There's the new age apps or the stone age flyer on the locker (or cabinet) method.  Just make that shit viral.  Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...and then some days the hydrant opens up and sprays you back. (Words of wisdom from DanTheMan.  Please report to his cube for all tips on boy bands and dopplegangers.)  Who gon' tell dat?  DanTheMan.  All in a hard day's work.

Sucker. You been hooked.

Also...WTF is wrong with this examiner keeping a patient's brain??? Screws loose. 

"Tornado Watched Issued"

"Tornado Watched Issued for Upstate and Western NC"

...

a tornado watched issued?  WATCHED??  ISSUED??  ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh News7 who the helled issued your spelled checked.  mother effer.  i think my head just spun off into a different dimension.

Good vibes, keeping it fresh

Wanna know why Microsoft is on the down and out, because they don't keep it on the up and up. Figure, if you can't beat em...beat it. Take Apple and the iPod for example. Just crushing it with new technologies and models...now add in the OhMiBod [can somebody tell me how this stuff ends up in my newsfeed? "blog me" written all over it...and "beat it". here i am thinking "oh, that thing looks interesting. must be like a different type of iPod Shuffle, for runners cuz it looks gripped and fits into the palm of your-OHMYGOD!" it's definitely NOT an iPod Shuffle. but seemingly combines my two favorite things...music and bright colors obvi.].

Microsoft is becoming a dried up ol' biddy.

Most of you wouldn't even read my blog if it didn't have fresh sheeeet. C'mon. Without the vajazzling you definitely thought I was losing my groove. Case in point.

On that note (and several other 'notes' you probably want to be hitting instead of the hitting keyboard keys), keep it fresh today and feel the vibes of fresh new beats:



**cube beats are courtesy of colby

BRB while i go jump out the window.

FWD: joes standing at his desk for half the day everyday now bc he just read an article that said sitting all day at work can slowly kill you

What article is this and what can we do to make it go away? Wonder what they recommend to remedy 'slowly destroying one's soul'.

Sitting at work keeps me from jumping out the window (get that running start). My goodness. Management finds out about this and they'll remove all of our chairs. Stay healthy, no sitting - you know, for lower health insurance rates and so Hankin is on his dialing game.

Boy, sit yourself down!

*thanks hanks for the fwd/pic