my inbox reads "apparently red rover does bend over" ...and i'm intrigued.

>> J-fizz with the funnies today.  Trust me, you're gonna wanna see this.  Check it out on FWG. 

Stop The Injustice

When HR says you can't leave dishes and tupperware in the kitchen,

Everyone who's ANYONE knows that it's merely a guideline.

And that you're not ACTUALLY supposed to throw away a co-worker's food container.

It's an unwritten code of Cubicle Land.

(especially Pyrex.  do you have any idea how much those things cost??)

Now Planty is eating oatmeal off of her desk.  Dry. Oatmeal.

I, for one, am appalled.

For shame!

This is a Public Service Announcement

brought to you by Planty.

Does anyone know where I can find a cheap bush?

The best part about communication is miscommunication. The regular "I love that hat" could be a ghastly "My you look fat". And then everyone's in trouble.

A client email could say "This is a total scam!" But really they meant to tell you "Totally happy as a clam!" - autocorrect can really ruin careers these days.

So during a morning work out, we were hitting the step-ups. You know, totally gutting it out. While another class was bending and lunging or whatever in the other room. We overheard one of the soccer moms exclaim,

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND A CHEAP BUSH?

...errr??? J-fizz and I immediately exchanged glances.

There was silence. And then,

Oh yeah! I'm pretty sure Arnie's Farm Market is having a spring sale event!

Did not nobody pick up on that? Cuz we were about to send SoccerMom1 to a different kind of vendor.

I guess it so happens that if you're thinking what I'm thinking...then you're a LOT sicker than I thought!

But at least I know you'll appreciate this:



Happiness does grow on trees.

[A-town in the far back cube with the video tip.]

BEST EVER!

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Awww, c'mon lil jimmy!

oh! oh! oh!!! by the way. making my come back on FWG. plenty more sports, spandex, and smart ass. girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

So I just got done reading this CNN article on paper airplanes for freedom.

Basically you make a paper airplane, write something to spread the word on slavery, and pass it on.

It's a sweeping movement to create awareness and to end slavery. [CNN.com]

Not to be a drag, but doesn't anybody remember Sadako and her 1,000 paper cranes? Third graders, can I get an AMEN??

We had a whole month dedicated to Japanese culture. We practiced counting to ten and using chopsticks. Sadako was the token reading material. It's a story about this little Japanese girl was dying from radiation post-Hiroshima, and the legend was anyone who makes 1,000 paper cranes would like get to make a wish or something. So she folded and folded as she was in her hospital bed. Not to ruin the story but she died.


POST-ITS FOR SOVEREIGNTY! Memos for moving the cubicle walls!

Pow!

Migrant Workers a centerpiece at photography festival (CNN)

HAHA!  That's funny in any language.

Do you think Juan here does home deliveries?  Because I'm all over that 5-speed like Blake Lively on a chicken pot pie.  Hard.

Happy 2-year anniversary to me.

New cubemate to the right was a-glow this morning. What, other than the fact that it's already Wednesday (holler 4-day week), could he possibly be so tickled about? Pretty sure he's not getting any. And nobody brought in bagels.

"IT'S MY ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY," new cubemate proclaimed.

Oh. Oh wow. Then it hit: It's my two-year.

Wanna know how I feel about that?

...bend over and I'll show you.

IN OTHER NEWS! Scientists say that cell phones cause cancer...NO F$@#-ING SH!T. And you know what else? Using Q-tips are bad for you. FYI - I'm not going on a date with a dude that can't throw me a dirty text or two, and has gross ears. Get it?

Removing the cell phone from our lives isn't an option. Nor does it make anyone's life easier. You know what does make lives easier? Electric toothbrushes.

More electric toothbrushes. Less cell phone conspiracy theory. TapThatAss...TTA.