They love me! They really love me!

Jump-back-smack-that-and-holla-back...THAT'S WHAT'S UP!  Hahahahahaha my roommate AshCa$h absolutely crushed it with the trophy - girl you rock!  Hosting an awards ceremony (and dessert) for my shining moment/blog-iversary (and dessert)!

I may have actually squealed with delight.  I think it should go right next to my Polycom phone.

"The best part about every day here is knowing that it could be my last"

store flyer - scored by Jamieson on her weekend spree

By JOY they obviously mean JOKE.  You want to market to young professionals?  Then give me some Salvation Army prices and a two-for-one Lola's happy hour special.  What kind of sick trick is this...obviously if your cube is a thrill it means you're making madd coin.  By THRILL they obviously mean PANIC or FEAR-STRICKEN-PARALYSIS or CAFFEINE-COMA.  We've started betting on chopping block spots.

No truer words spoken than by RonTheResearcher: "The best part about every day here is knowing that it could be my last."  Uh...YOP.  Besides Guess Thursday's Ass...and stealing Xtreme's bottle of honey.  It's the end of the day that crushes your soul.  When you're rinsing out that coffee mug and actually start talking to it, "you got one more day in ya?"



**DON'T FORGET YOUR GTA SUBMITS**

Twenty-Somethings are in the clear

Get ready to feel really good about yourself:

"Rise of College Tuition" - over the past 33yrs

"Thrisis" - an uneasiness people experience as they hit the big 3-0. Or the big 3-uh-oh, as we like to call it.

...twenty-somethings, relish your moment.

I'm over people freaking out about college tuition. Everybody pays for it. And everybody pays it off for the next 60 yrs of their lives. You don't wanna pay for it? Then don't freaking go. If "wealth is the ability to fully experience life," then technically college students should be working on their fortunes. Diligently.

And wtf is this 'thrisis' nonsense. You mean "thirty-something crisis"? The article sounds like a lot of thirty-somethings realizing: "Oh, I'm 30 and still living at home and unhappy with that?" Shocker. They need to check out Ernie Borgnine's take on life and longevity.

Nothing feels safe than my cube right now. Unless you're Xtreme. Who's blue (abba dee, abba da).

Ain't nobody questioning the secret prison for teenagers just locking kids up in Utah. Or giving the Twinkie Diet Guy any credit(he lost 27lbs by Little Debbies alone!). FOR SHAME.

Mad old guy claims jerking keeps you young. On Fox News.

The woman is just sitting there is thinking "OhMyBod!" And the dude on the far end can't even function...probably been a while huh? Gotta give that anchor some credit, he handled himself really well sitting next to a guy old enough (and crusty enough) to be Hugh Hef's grandfather. Like geez, Hankin gets creeped out when I pack a banana with my lunch.

Ernie here knows what's up. Effin 91-years-old. His spank bank repertoire's gotta go way back to the black and white silent theater. At least when he does cross over, he'll be going into the ground stiff as a board. He just wrecked every "you'll grow hair on your knuckles" myth ever. Good news: Justin Bieber can finally become a man. Or at least he can start twerking working.

About that...

Linda...about that mullet.

Kathy...about that scoliosis.

...these are random website pics - just some daily Research and Development coming 'atcha.  Thank you Lake Superior local businesses.

Still drooling in laughter.  All over my keyboard.  Linda.  Effin Linda is KILLING IT right now.  ick, big ol' dyke.  Can't even stand it.

Step back and appreciate something beautiful.

wow. right??

and now recognize a pile of BS. ke$ha and katy perry's two-for-one-multi-million-dollar-hits...tik tok and california gurls are the same exact song. wtf. couple of communists. call it pop culture's 'just add slut' recipe for success.

Doesn't this trick play vid just make you wish you'd tried something cool to embarass your peers?

Haha, run Forrest! Look at that itty bitty safety go. I'm cc'ing this video to the Bills' offense. Because I opted to watch my brother play in a Boys v. Girls field hockey game at 2:30pm on a Sunday... Field. Hockey...instead of watching the Bills game. Buffalo decided to pack it up in the third quarter anyways.

Yop. So we went to sit on metal bleachers in 40 degree weather while my bro was throwing 'bows at his high school girlfriends and whapping at croquet ball.

It was like trying to decide whether to bet on blind kids at bumper cars or deaf kids playing Marco Polo. If my boy T didn't forward me the vid, I really was gonna be at a loss. As if it didn't fit perfectly.


And now. FLYING V. chills every time.



[Thanks T-bone for the video tip. and thanks Sprint for my smartphone.]