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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Hooking it up with Tuesday Morning GTA


Well, well, well.  Look who's been hooked!  Somebody's been creeping behind the scenes on our behind the scenes gal.  Finally.  Not for nothing but DanTheMan was getting far too much blog time for his own good.


[Falala* gets props for the goods this time]

Monday, September 13, 2010

stop beating the dead horse.

A large part of succeeding in sales is having the ability to put yourself in the other person's shoes...finding what they really need and/or want. It's called empathy (the other part is having the ability to put yourself in your competitor's shoes and running way ahead of them).

A large part of succeeding in cubicle land is knowing that your boss does not empathize. Ever. Mad cow disease got the farm in a frenzy? Sorry to hear that Jameison...go dial now. Dunkin ran out of pumpkin coffee??? - oh...nope that's a completely unrealistic scenario. But still...go dial.

I digress.

In the spirit of forgiveness and getting over drama, TayTay Swift and her boiiii Kanye both were harping on last year's debacle at the VMA's (if you could even call it that. it's not really a debacle unless there's sexting involved). So they separately had some underlying verbage on the incident: "Thirty-two and still growing up now; who you are is not what you did," she sang softly, adding: "You're still an innocent." TayTay, such an eloquent twenty-something.

Ahhh fresh start.

Pretty sure nobody cares. Pretty sure we are all over it. What does innocent mean here because...pretty sure he shit on your parade in front of MILLIONS OF VIEWERS. Can we move on? Nobody is paying attention anymore. Nobody even knows what Sandra Bullock's doing these days. Hanks only has her mind on picking up Colby for an apple picking date. True love.

Speaking of dead horses. Lady Gaga getting in PETA's face with the sweet outfit she sported for one of her awards that was a dress and chapeau made of what seemed to be cuts of raw beef, including a meat purse. NOM!

Some light reading

The fax machine is on the fritz. Time to get in 'red dot' mode. Monday morning, you sure look fine.

My girl J-woww knows what's up. Before I go all college by differentiating between a nation/state/nation-state and overall personal identity...let's assess.

The "escape". Don't you think that's a little much? It totally suggests a certain feeling of confinement and need to break free from the shackles. Ha. Sorry author lady. Have you ever been to this place they call Cubicle Land? It's not all about the mentality. Like...cubes, office politicking, hierarchy...it all exists. You have to be a magician to make it out.


Friday, September 10, 2010

EVERYBODY PLEASE calm down.

Well it's official. Today's posting and lack of posting and "shit-i-should-probably-be-posting" - I'll admit that I sucked.

You come here for a mental break to read my mental breakdowns that are so carefully crafted into paragraphs of laughable verbage.

And I've let you all down. Rude! Outrage!

Cut me a break, a-kay?? Not like we really dropped the ball or anything. Life goes on. And CNN refreshes every 5 minutes anyways. Fox too.

But the slack doesn't look pretty and since mostly everyone hit up my extension to say "funny how your latest post is dated from Thursday" - I need to clean up my act, so in the name of not-dropping-the-ball-but-pretty-much-dropping-the-ball...I'll take a hint and at least clean it:





On a completely unrelated level...THIS IS WHY AMERICA IS AWESOME AND DUMB FEMINISTS ARE RUINING OUR FUN. Don't let them. Learn to wash balls better.

Pardon?



yeahhhhhhhhhh let's all get really extreme today.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Lunch Date

NOT NOW GUYS.  I'm trying to compose myself.  Big lunch date tomorrow.

love me some blue colla.  holla.

She's Just Bein' Miley!

Miley's gone wild. What exactly is the problem?

I thought it was the regular old "Just Add Disney" recipe for disaster type thing. Everyone saw Britney lose her noodle, Lindsay Lohan behind bars - Hannah Montana wants to get hers too. And after Lady Gaga bleeding at whatever music show hanging from a rope, is anyone actually offended by an underage rocker showing some skin?

Nealon's been ready and waiting for this, has that backstage access pass on hand.

B Spears didn't exactly pave the way with the pig-tail-Catholic-school-girl bit. We all know where that ended up. Being a TigerBeat poster for every 13 year old's wall can really go to one's head...which is probs why she shaved it.


It was that damn Nicholas Sparks movie The Last Song that did it.
Not sure if you saw that dude Miley got with, but day-ummmm sista. She woke up from that filming ready to get it going.


P.S. Haha, Miley Cyrus your brother is a nutjob.